today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest
where do i sign up to be a rich but barely working artistic person/musician in a big city in a studio apartment with wood floors and lots of books and comfy sweaters and rainy afternoons and gentle abstract music playing in the background because this is really all i want from life
I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall